WETIN MUSA NO GO SEE FOR GATE – EPISODE 1 (PORN-ISOLATION)

Today on wetin musa no go see for gate – the ‘columbia various’ pandemic edition, Pornhub reports a huge increase in the number of users who have been visiting the adult entertainment site.

It appears that people have really been keeping themselves busy at home more than we even thought. While some are helping themselves, others are quarantining with their partners thereby making the process easy.

According to reports released titled ‘Coronavirus insights’, Pornhub reveals how the global epidemic has greatly increased their website’s traffic.

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Pornhub offered its free premium service to all of Italy on March 12 which saw the platform experience a radical 57% increase from the country.

On March 17th, Pornhub likewise extended its free premium service to France and Spain. The announcement saw traffic from both countries jump by 38.2% and 61.3%, respectively.

Meanwhile, Italy, Spain and France top the charts of the countries with the most cases of coronavirus. This is a clear indication that FORNICATION IS NOT GOOD but no, you won’t hear.

Anyways, in a bid to encourage you to stay home so as to curb the spread of the virus, Pornhub on Tuesday, 24th of March announced that it has extended its free premium service worldwide so you can help the government in the fight against this deadly virus whilst helping yourself in your bathroom or preferred spot in your home.

Generally, the statistics indicates that worldwide traffic to Pornhub went up 11.6% on March 17th but I trust my Nigerian people, they will never admit to watching porn. We are so smart to the point where on Twitter, we view the porn and never retweet or like the tweet. I’M TALKING TO YOU, YES YOU!!!

Come December, the evidence of the the quarantine days will spring forth. At least there will enough Jesus babies to go around to celebrate Christmas. Significantly, enough parties to eat Jollof rice and chicken abi wetin you feel?

ENJOY YOUR PORN-ISOLATION AND MAKE BABIES FOR WE, THE EATERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA!!!


Gistcandy recently reported that Ex-Vice President of Nigeria, Atiku Abubakar, has donated N50m in support of the government’s effort at combating the outbreak of Coronavirus.

This follows few days after he announced that his son tested positive for COVID-19. Read more.