LEAKED: How Beyonce, Wizkid and I made Brown Skin Girl video

I have decided to release the making of the brown skin girl video despite the consequences.

The content you’re about to read is highly prohibited and as such, should be treated with a high level of confidentiality.

HOW IT ALL STARTED!

I was on my own on this faithful day, cooling off with my cold Pepsi and “Kpomor Sauce” with the mindset of “If I perish, I perish”. I heard my phone ringing so I quickly rushed to check who was calling, lo and behold it was aunty Beyonce, so I picked and said ‘hello’. To cut the long story short, she told me about her plans towards making the video for brown skin girl. I had already begged her in time past to have me featured on it without her knowing my intention is to pay Wizkid back for what he did to my fiance Tiwa Savage earlier on.

ME CHOPPING LIFE AND HEARING MY PHONE RING AT THE SAME TIME

I accepted the offer even before it came, knowing fully well that I am just going there to frustrate Wizkid for his evil deeds.

TRIP TO LONDON!

The following day, I booked a first-class Emirates flight ticket and was good to go already, as I was ready to unleash my anger and frustrate Wizkid on the video shoot. What I didn’t understand was how I had to fight before getting into my private suite.

THE FIGHT FOR LIFE!

However, local man has refused to lose a battle since day one.

Below is a rare picture of how I made it to London with my orange bag to meet with Beyonce and Wizkid for the shoot.

HOW I POSSESSED MY POSSESSION!

On getting to London, they gave me a warm welcome and drove me safely to my reserved apartment so I could quickly get some rest and then freshen up for the video shoot.

STEPPING IN GRAND STYLE

VIDEO SHOOT

I finally met with aunty Beyonce and Uncle Wizkid at the proposed location for the shoot.

However, I have already made up my mind before coming to frustrate whoever is in charge of directing the video, so as to ruin everything and leave Wizkid, discouraged and weary. Guess what I did? I bought my own camera on my way to the shoot.

So, we started shooting finally, while Mr. Director was busy shouting and telling me what to do, I brought out my own camera and was filming too. It’s not basically my fault, there’s a saying “Do unto others what you would have them do unto you”, I guess I am speaking your mind?

ME FILMING THE DIRECTOR ALSO

Director and his team became tired of everything as a result of my behavior, as a matter of fact, they were willing to give up the project.

DIRECTOR AND HIS TEAM AS CAPTURED BY ME!

See how happy and fulfilled I was seeing that sad look on the face of Starboy himself, but you know I had to pretend to be frustrated and tired too. Remember, “Warri no dey carry last”

ALL DIE NA DIE!

However, to my greatest surprise and heartbreak, Beyonce and Wizkid managed to scale through and were able to convince the director and his team (India.Arie) to carry on with the shoot.

We ended up creating magic for you guys.

You should see the video!

 

Immediately after the video shoot, me that came to London in grand style left in “ground style”. I didn’t know Wizkid had a backup plan for me.

HOW I GOT TO THE AIRPORT!

On getting to Nigeria, my own country, I actually thought I would be given a warm welcome after going to represent my people outside. See what I got in return as local man cannot explain what he went through in the hands of Nigerian Police.

BUT I AM NOT A CRIMINAL!!!!!!!!

I was even screaming and begging for my own life, a citizen for that matter with fundamental human rights. Well, local man has now been imprisoned.

NEW FAMILY & FRIENDS!

After experiencing what it feels like to be in a Nigerian prison, we (inmates) started looking for means to draw closer to Jesus and modify our past.

I SURRENDER ALL TO YOU!
EVERYTHING I GIVE TO YOU!
WITHHOLDING NOTHING!!!!

To be continued!